Pickle Juice the Hamster: Archive

MY CLEAVAGE IS NOT A FUCKING COIN BANK

STOP PUTTING COINS DOWN IT

Feb 26th

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Srsly?

You just put another penny down my cleavage? After that post? After you’re reading it around as I”m typing it? I deleted a ‘fuck you’ and am replacing it with “why?”. I delted that setnecne becasue it was a bad idea. It almost had feelings in it. I like to hide those.

Feb 26th

Tatiana

If you want to touch my boobs just do it. Don’t keep putting pennies down my cleavage. Seriously. Other people have before. I have no problem with this. I am almost at double digits. Kind of. Whatever shit goes, goes.

Feb 26th

According to Tatiana

It is not ok for me to touch her wrist But she can touch my thighs and boobs. I consider this to be ok. tatiana says she has not touched my boobs. She has retrieved flow charts from them, however. I think she might want to. She has a preoccupation with them. This is ok, because it means it’s ok.

Feb 26th

SLEEP WHEN YOU'RE DEAD

Not now. Because now i’m not dead. BUT MAYBE I AM DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU N

Feb 26th

ALLI

ACTIVATE YOUT ASJK SO I CAN SEND YOU ONE WITH MY NUMBER SO WE CAN DRINK TOGETHER AND YES THAT IS GOOD BUT ACTIVATE YOUR ASK BECAUSE I DON’T WANT TO POST MY NUMBER PUBLICALLY TATIANA, THAT IS MY PIZZA. I HAVE WINGS.

Feb 26th

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alliupsidedown replied to your post: BUTTS WHY AREN’T WE DRINKING TOGETHER. PARSONS HOUSE 207 I GIVE YOU MY NUMBER OVER PM NOT PUBLICALLY BUT YES PM IM NOT PSTING MY NUMBER OVER TUMBLR CATHERINE, SHUT UP MOM. I do what I want. Stop embarrassing me in front of my friends, mom, Catherine.

Feb 26th

BUTTTTS

I liek the way that looks on my blog. Not my dahsboard. Go look at my blog blog., It looks classy. According to person (who is not Carly even though that is who she is) “butts” with a capital b looks like the name of the cafe. I will make this café. It will be great.You creat é with option and then e. It makes it look fancy as fuck. like me. Because I’m fancy. I don’t...

Feb 26th

BUTTS

Feb 26th

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I can’t help being a ten year old boy at heart. It just how I do.

Feb 26th

PIZZA

I appreciate it so much right now it is good and tomatoes i liek them a lot of things I’ve been working on them because i don’t know um…………………… i like my pillow. please don’t stain it. but you didn’t. so we are friends. we would be friends even if you did. just slightly less. but not really. yes. tatiana, stop reading...

Feb 26th

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kuailong replied to your post: I’m sorry this is not a quality blog. I love your blog, Ama! gif responses are basically all i can handle right now but i have tequila drink now

Feb 26th

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queenrodgeriii replied to your post: queenrodgeriii replied to your post: Watching… Ohohoho don’t go too crazy now

Feb 26th

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queenrodgeriii replied to your video: hi I’m glad you fulfilled your lifelong dream to be in a video and not die of peking duck NOT ME CARLY BUT SHE IS PERSON. because she does not wish to be named oops oh well maybe tomorrow

Feb 26th

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queenrodgeriii replied to your video: I THINK WE SHOULD GO TO A GAY MAN BAR LIKE… Well it sounds like Avatar didn’t go well except you liked Sokka I LIKE HIM BECAUSE HE STABS Also because he is not crap like other characters only characters that are not crap: Sokka and peking duck old man penguin sliding kid (aang) is also ok. because penguins WHY THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE FOUR WINGS?...

Feb 26th

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katidactyl replied to your post: I’m sorry this is not a quality blog. This is pretty much the most quality blog. I apologize for its existence. I am so sorry. Why the fuck can I still type properly? I don’t even.

Feb 26th

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I’m sorry this is not a quality blog.

Feb 26th

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Watch

hi

Feb 26th

2 notes

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queenrodgeriii replied to your post: Watching Avatar Hello pickle it is good to hear from you too YOU ARE MY FAVORITE HELLO I’m actually not very drunk right now, which is odd because I’ve had about 5 1/2 drinks so far. Perhaps I’ll hit the double digits tonight? Maybe.

Feb 26th

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Watch

I THINK WE SHOULD GO TO A GAY MAN BAR LIKE TATIANA’S DAD TAKES HER TO

Feb 26th

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Watching Avatar

Drinking Bailey’s and watching Avatar! ohaiQueenRodgieriririririririr I don’t know how to spell your username.

Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

127 notes

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Feb 25th

21 notes

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Feb 25th

183 notes

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Feb 25th

670 notes

Feb 25th

37,549 notes

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Feb 25th

167 notes

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Feb 25th

550 notes

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Feb 25th

547 notes

Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

170 notes

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Feb 25th

61 notes

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Feb 24th

889 notes

Feb 24th

1,705 notes

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Feb 24th

4,359 notes

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Feb 24th

2,730 notes

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dontbeanassharry replied to your post: I guess I should be a mature adult and actually… Remember where you are: clothes are optional here! But I’m going downtoooooooooooooown! If I was staying on campus for sure I’d skip around in only my boots and headband. No question. Alas.

Feb 23rd

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I guess I should be a mature adult and actually put on clothing before I go outside. So I can avoid committing felonies and whatnot. Acting like an adult is distasteful to me.

Feb 23rd

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