January 2012
255 posts
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TO ALL THOSE WHO HAVE ACCESS TO MY COMMUNAL DRINK TWITTER ACCOUNT
The password is now buttfarts. Not buttpoop. I REPEAT, THE PASSWORD IS NOW BUTTFARTS.
Also: I changed the name, but you have to message me if you want that info.
GOOD NIGHT AND TO ALL A GOOD FUCK I DUNNO GO GET LAID OR SOMETHING.
So I amt hinkiing about being a vegetarian
ECEPET HAMBUGERS
WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT THEM?
I like them more than most people.
Seriously.
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but cows are murdered not nicely
I could never go vegan. ICE CREAMS. ICE CREAMS: I NEED THEM. But hamburgers maybe I could do without. Maybe.
Then my fiscally conservatve relatives would disown me.
THAT’S RIGHT.
i need to change parprikadrunks’ twitter,...
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I think I ate dimsum there is taste in my mouth,
IT IS AMAZING
How much alcohol makes me tolerate other people.
LIke normally: I am all “fuck you, you are incredibly emotionally abusive and I hate you go fuck youeself loser”
But now I am all “Ok I will at least tolerate you because thingsa re moving and I hve to lie donw”
…if eveyone was drunks al the time it would solve all world proble,s. Except economics ones becasue god...
HI NO
I am playing dominion right now and I am winning because even though I amd runkj/. Ny the way my brother is making fun of my fluttershy cosplay even though I AM COMPLETELY FLUTTERSHY WHAT THE FUCK PEOEOPLE HE IS A GIANTICPOOFACE I HATE HIM. WHAT THE FUCK.
BY THE WAY I AM BEATING HIS ASS IN DOMION BECAUSE YES I AM A PEROSON OK BYE.
December 2011
229 posts
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There are four bottles of champagne chilling in the fridge right now.
Only three members of my family drink.
This is going to be an excellent New Year’s Eve.
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katidactyl replied to your post: A Conversation with my Mommy
My mom and I had a similar conversation today. Fuckin’ weird, dude…
Clearly we live on the same kawaii-uguu wavelength. Embrace it!
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A Conversation with my Mommy
Talking about someone I know (who doesn’t have access to this tumblr, so if you’re reading this it’s not you):
Mommy: So you really dislike this girl?
Me: I wouldn’t say I dislike her. I just find both her personality and physique extraordinarily unappealing and borderline offensive.
Mommy: …
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Wow.
There are a lot of penises on my dashboard right now.
A lot. Of penises.
Mind you, I’m not necessarily complaining. Just making an observation.
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Fluttershy wig came in the mail today!
I AM SO EXCITE
It’s super long and looks exactly the way it did in the picture! I was derping around in it for like an hour today because I’m so super-fucking-sugoi. I’m glad it came early because now I can see how the color looks next to the fabrics when I go shopping tomorrow.
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I haven’t cosplayed in so long, I’d forgotten how much I enjoy...
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I have been playing on this website called Miss Bimbo. It’s just an average dress up game, nothing too special.
BUT
You can play mini games to get “money” to buy “clothes”. One of these games is a memory one called “Sort Your Bag”. The idea is to match the tiles before the time runs out, thus sorting your bag. One of the things you have to match is a...
Pickle Juice the Hamster: about how I almost... →
dontbeanassharry:
pickle-juice-the-hamster:
It happened last night at Christmas dinner. My mommy made prime rib because we’re all a bunch of meat eaters and all NOM NOM COW CARCASS.
The platter is next to me so I go first to reach for it.
LITTLE DID I KNOW
Apparently when carving it my dad left a ton of blood on the platter. And, I…
Dear. god. Well, that’s horrifying. Can the skirt be...
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about how I almost became a vegetarian sort of not...
It happened last night at Christmas dinner. My mommy made prime rib because we’re all a bunch of meat eaters and all NOM NOM COW CARCASS.
The platter is next to me so I go first to reach for it.
LITTLE DID I KNOW
Apparently when carving it my dad left a ton of blood on the platter. And, I exaggerate not, at least half a pint fell on my lap. COW’S BLOOD. EVERYWHERE. IT WAS LIKE THAT...
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Exploring the 'kittens' tag
EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL
